1-enoch:

last night i was absentmindedly toying with something on the kitchen counter while i was on the computer and when i looked down i realized it was a cockroach. i was petting it. i was petting a cockroach and the cockroach was sitting there probably really enjoying it. we had a moment. you know that thing of when two straight guys accidentally do something gay and then they freak out when they realize whats happening well it was exactly like that

2 hours ago with 158,147 notes · via
SCREAMSSSSS.

human-ethics:

I love this so much

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supremeoverlordofcake:

so my brother just came into my room and asked me if I wanted a paint brush, I said yeah sure put it with the rest. Tells me its too big and heavy, so he left it on the kitchen counter???

Come out to find this giant paint brush

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bruh

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BRUH

YOUR FAMILY KEEPS ACQUIRING LARGE OBJECTS. WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM? HOW DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS SEEM TO BE THE ONES TO GET THEM? THAT CAMPBELL’S SOUP CAN IN YOUR ROOM BRUH

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sourcedumal:

cognitivedissonance:

sailtowardthehorizon:

misunderst00ds0ul:

sailtowardthehorizon:

misunderst00ds0ul:

ohhmelancholy:

misunderst00ds0ul:

joybeeeez:

guys never realize that. 

Why play games though? Just come out and say no, don’t seem to hard.

cause the word “no” is not in ya’ll vocabulary.

Who is this ya’ll you speak of?

Honestly flat out saying no can be really scary. A lot of guys will be cool and leave you alone, but there are enough that won’t that I don’t always feel comfortable saying no. You don’t always know how a guy will react. I’ve had enough bad experiences that I always have an excuse or friend because I’m not willing to take that chance. Sometimes “playing games” is keeping myself safe.

That’s absolutely terrible, I know from personal experience I like women to be straight up with me. At the same time I know guys who are so childish and petty.

Childish guys are the easier ones. I’d rather deal with a childish guy that talks shit than a guy that gets violent. Either sucks but its the lesser of two evils

whenwomenrefuse
exists for a reason.

Dudes out here are legit KILLING AND MAIMING WOMEN FOR SAYING NO OUTRIGHT and you wondering why we have to ‘play these games?’

I have been verbally harassed and FOLLOWED FOR SIX CITY BLOCKS for not giving a man my number. I thank GOD I wasn’t killed that day.

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bluoxyde:

Customization done!

Now I’m going to sleep, more pictures tomorrow:)

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niconiconomicon:

halloweevee:

ok but seriously whos homer supposed to be hes the only one where i cant tell who he is

zoro from one piece

I NEED TO WATCH THIS OH CRAP

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When someone asks if something’s wrong

paging-doctor-assbutt:

Wanna talk about it?

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Are you sure?

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Are you really, really sure?

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sailormooncollectibles:

NEW Sailor Moon Star Lockets: Gold & Pink Versions! Details: http://www.sailormooncollectibles.com/2014/10/20/sailor-moon-star-locket-toys-gold-pink-versions-2015/

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concepthuman:

kumagawa:

noveena:

GUYS THE SIMPSONS JUST DID A FREAKING SNK CROSSOVER

this is so painful to look at

goddamnit

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